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J O K E S

Mummy, Mummy I don't want to go to NEW ZEALAND.
shut up and keep swimming.

Mummy, Mummy my head hurts.
shut up and get away from the dart board.

Mummy, Mummy, dad's going out.
shut up and throw some more petrol on him.

Doctor, Doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?
Why?
Beacause I've got a spliting headache!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen. What should I do?
Use a pencil until I get there.

Doctor, Doctor, can I have a second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorow.